when i see my selfie on my dash
me trying to get a hold of my life
Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads
#people#this dispels like fifty stereotypes and I love it
THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH
how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
Oh fuck you.
Smart people jokes be like
fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life